Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Fighting the Jean's...or is it Genes or neither

So, you’re about to read my new post. I try to do at least 3 posts a week. One on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I think I only did two last week so does that mean I need to do four this week?
Ok, so are you ready to start reading my new post? Here it goes.
I started taking Propecia about a month ago, at the rate I’m going I’ll lose all my hair by the time I’m 35. I know I’ll still look hawt if I were bald but that just doesn’t seem very appealing to me. Propecia is not covered by insurance so I had to pay like 75 bucks for a month supply, the generic Canadian version is 30 bucks for a 3 month supply. Sounds like a great deal but I’m a little worried about buying drugs online. What if instead of Propecia they send me sugar pills, I’ll be fat, bald and most likely depressed. Then I’ll have to take anti-depression pills that will be too expensive so I’ll get the online Canadian version but instead of depression pills they’ll send me Viagra or something, so now I’ll have all these mixed emotions depressed with a boner so I guess a little happy but fatter and still bald. What the Fuck! I’m getting depressed just thinking about it.
Propecia has to be taken once a day for the rest of my life, I usually take it just before bed time (I wonder if this is contributing to all the weird dreams I’ve been having) last night I accedently dropped one into the toilet. I was thinking five second rule, what if I pick it up and wash it a little then take it? It has a protective coating.
Another thing I find interesting is that it says on the bottle that woman who are pregnant should never handle it. What would happen if they did? Hairy baby? Wolf baby?
Would the kid be born with a mullet?
Somewhere down the line I think I’m getting a hair transplant, maybe when I’m in my forties and going thru a mid life crisis.
Like most drugs it also says that it can affect your sex drive, so since I decided to take it am I choosing hair over sex? I THINK NOT!
Most drugs say that to avoid law suits….I hope. I wonder what would happen if I lose my sex drive and then buy Viagra but instead they send me anti-depression pills?
I’ll have hair, be happy but sad cause I can’t get a boner.
This drug think is giving me a headache, seems a lot easier to just go bald.
But what if once I’m bald I get depressed? What if I order anti-depression pills and the send me Propecia. That’s it!!!! That’s the solution!!!!
I’ll order anti depression pills and they’ll send me Propecia, so I’ll have hair and be happy…….but what if they don’t send me Propecia and send me Viagra???????
Bald is beautiful

( I had to spell beautiful like six times before word had any clue what the hell I was trying to write, that’s sad, I'm depressed, I should order some anti depression pills online from Canada) But what if they send me……………………………………..

20 comments:

Marie said...

I think I feel dizzy, maybe I should order some online pills.

Marie said...

Maybe I just have to read the post again.

Marie said...

Or Maybe you should stop stressing so much, I hear stress causes hair loss.

Marie said...

How about a hair (rug) piece?

It’s a one time expense
No pills involved
No loss of sex drive

And it looks really natural (LOL)

Bee said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!

I know how important this is to you but I can't stop laughing!

Bee said...

To be honest, I say that if your hair is that important to you, money should be no object. Stop buying booze and you'll enough to buy that and all the other drugs you want.

Bee said...

"you;ll HAVE enough" Jeez!

Bee said...

Also, you never said if you picked the pill out of the toilet...

Brian o Vretanos said...

I agree - just buy a syrup (British for wig). Or draw some on with a permanent marker.

I really don't think you should waste money on hair pills - I bet they don't work.

You won't need to take them all your life. Only until you go completely bald.

Baldness is caused by testosterone, isn't it? Which is perhaps why they say you might lose your masculinity. You might end up with long flowing hair, breasts and a squeaky voice. Don't mess with nature...

Brian o Vretanos said...

On my blog I mentioned Elijah, and I remembered the Biblical story of his successor Elisha. In 2 Kings 2:23-24.

Elisha had your problem, and some small boys mocked him "Go away baldhead! Go away baldhead!". So he cursed them and God sent 2 bears which mauled 42 of them...

Dan said...

Marie
I'd rather do a comb over, like Donald Trump.

Bee
I'm not a rich man so money is a problem, of course I flushed the toilet.

Brian
Permanent marker wouldn't work, what if I want to style the markings diffrent?
Propecia does work becaue it blocks some chemical called dihydrotestosterone, that causes hair loss. Long hair and my own tits to play with, sign me up !!!
I'm not bald yet, I'm balding.
God sent bears to kill 42 people because they called Elisha bald ?
Wow, God must of been having a bad hair day.

Jean Knee said...

hmmmm, well

what about that spray on rogain? my hub used it for awhile, it worked but then he got tired of spraying so now he's embracing his balding pate.

what about that spray on hair by Ronco?

Dan said...

Jean Knee
I used Rogain but don't think it works, and it makes my hair smel like dog ass.
Never heard of spray on hair.

Tracy said...

Ahh, Jean Knee stole my spray on hair comment. Shoot.
You know, my uncle started going bald so he decided to quit cutting the hair he had left. He's now shiny bald on top but has a long pony tail in the back. It's all about variety with him.
Ooh, I know, you could grow the back really really long, then braid it and pile it up on top of your head. Not exactly a combover but still lovely.

P.S. I'm not so sure you flushed that pill down the toilet Daniel.

Jean Knee said...

if a dog can drink out of a toilet, you can take a pill out of it

Marie said...

I had to fish out my cell from the toliet once.

Dan said...

Tracy
I flushed !

Marie
I had to fish mine out from a urinal, once it dried it started to work again so I kept on using it.

Anonymous said...

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Dan said...

M
I'll try anything, in fact I'm thinking about doing the cow shit treatments and letting a donkey lick my head like they show on the news on Telemundo.

Do you make this shampoo ?
I'll trade you one Canadian pill for the recepy.

Tracy said...

I've been so tramatised about the pill in the toilet/cellphone in the urinal that now I'm going to have to order pills from Canada.