Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I QUIT !!!!!!!

So I quit my job yesterday. No I don’t have a new one yet but I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE !
I called my possible new employer on Friday and he said “we are moving forward with you but we’re still working out the numbers” That was good enough for me. I don’t even need to hear the offer yet, no matter what it is I would take it.
I don’t think they would low ball me because I told them what I needed to make in order to join them.
Was it a mistake? Should I have waited a few more days?
I don’t want to work past this month, next month we'll be in the new location and I want nothing to do with that. Since there’s only two weeks left to this month I gave him notice. I decided not to trash his wife or offer to kick her in the nuts, no point. Why end it bad. Last week was the straw that broke the camels back. We were getting a large dumpster delivered for our garbage, I had everything planned, I knew exactly where I wanted to put it to make it easy for us to load. The bitch of course called her husband and told him she didn’t think I should put it there, my boss then called me and told me to move it. If I can’t decide where to put a fucken garbage can I have no business being here. Later that day it began to rain and the workers had to load it in the rain, had I been able to put the dumpster where I wanted it no one would have gotten wet.

The Pope is coming to the USA, a couple of months ago the wife have me a book for monthaversary. It’s about the most important things that happened over the last 1,000 years. So if I want to know what happened in the year 1,520 I look at my book.
I started reading it in order, I didn’t realize that all the old Popes were real ass holes.
They killed a bunch of people and were so power hungry it just blew my mind.
They were like the kings of the world.
I wonder if the Pope still uses the Popemobil?

23 comments:

Marie said...

First!!

Marie said...

I saw on the news they had a secret service agent dress in a white robe testing out the Pope mobile, so yes he still uses it.

I'm glad you quit your job, now go out and get a new one and keep me in the life style I've become accustomed to.

The Wife

Bee said...

Maybe you can do a drive by kicking in the nuts once you leave??

Dan said...

why would the agent need to wear a white robe ?

Bee said...

Yup! Popes used to rule the world! They were evil. I still think the higher up priests are up to some shenanigans!

Marie said...

I don't know why they made him wear a white robe, but they did, wierd huh.

Stephanie said...

Congrats on quitting! I'm sure you feel a lot better already. Time to do a jig..lol

And the agent was supposed to be a decoy.. Although I don't really know how well that works if the news people are telling everyone he's a fake. Media!

Brian o Vretanos said...

Congratulations.

Of course you "should" have waited a few more days, and been terribly sensible about it. But we're not robots...

All sorts of stuff went on with Popes. There were even times when there was more than one claiming to be the Pope.

Someone made a fortune selling the Pope's old VW Golf, so he'll have to use the Popemobile.

Marie said...

I have a co-worker last name Borgia and he said he family has a couple of Popes that used to posion the people. Not very nice!

Dan said...

I read about the other Pope, they called him the Anti-Pope.

Brian o Vretanos said...

So, did this AntiPope wear black instead of white?

Brian o Vretanos said...

Oh, yes! I was ELEVENTH!

Dan said...

Not sure if he was in black. I'll find out.
I think his Pope Mobil was black and had some fire painted on it like the car from Greese.

Brian o Vretanos said...

Have a look on Wiki - it's very interesting. There are 20-odd official antipopes listed in history (confusingly including two Benedict XIVs), but they also mention one who's alive now - Someone who calls himself John Gregory XVII and claims that he is the real Pope...

It doesn't say whether he drives a John Travolta style car...

Jean Knee said...

glad you didn't go all nut kicking on the wife.

new job will come

I think if you delve deep enough into history you will see all kinds of evil perpetrated by high ups in organized religion

Dan said...

hey, I want to be an Anti-Pope too.

Brian o Vretanos said...

Dan:

Some of the people mentioned in Wiki don't have much support. One of them was elected Pope by his family. So you could be one - I'm sure you'd get at least 5 or 6 votes from bloggers, but unfortunately the Church would excommunicate you...

Dan said...

never mind then.

Brian o Vretanos said...

So I've just been watching the Pope in his popemobile, with various men in suits running alongside him. Were they the bodyguards? I thought that the whole point about the popemobile was that it was bulletproof???

Tracy said...

I wonder how much that guy got paid to dress up as the pope to see if anyone was going to shoot at him? I'm assuming that's what he was doing.

I have to say, I'm proud of you for not blowing up at the boss's wife. She's a bitch. I think she needs to get a hobby so that she'll stop running off her husbands workers.
Good luck with the new job!

Esmeralda said...

FYI: In SPanish they call it the "papamovil"11 weird, huh?

So, are you bored now? Practicing your football skills? ;o)

Esmeralda said...

(not 11, I meant "!!)

Dan said...

esmerald
Gave notice, still working.