Monday, April 28, 2008

Rain, Rain go away, come back next week !!!

So I’m off this week. I’m taking a week off before I start my new job. Seems like I picked the worst week weather wise to take off. There's nothing but rain in the forecast, I have Sox tickets (baseball) for today but its raining and cold, it’s like 45 degrees.
I had planned to build the Pergola his week but now I my not be able to, sorry guys I know how much you're all dying to see it.
Maybe this would be a good time to finish writing my movie, it’s about a bunch of people who start killing a bunch of people, lots of violence and guns.
This reminds me that last week I went with by brother to go shoot me a gun. I’d never shoot one before, my brother owns two of them so we went to go shoot. It was pretty fun, kind of like throwing darts but with bullets. I had pictures to post but I’m too stupid to figure out how to do it, my computer knowledge is limited.
In Illinois you need to register to get a gun, you fill out an application, wait a couple of weeks for the back ground check and you’re done. Seems too easy, you have to do allot more then that to get a drivers license. I think we need to come up with a test before giving someone a gun. I know there are allot of responsible gun owner around but I’m sure there’s allot of dumb asses that own guns too.
Most crime in the US is committed with illegally obtained guns, so maybe it doesn’t matter. Criminals will get a hold of them one way or another, I wonder what the percentage of murders were committed with registered legal guns.
My brother was allot better then me at target practice, most of his shots were on the chest or head. Most of my shots didn’t even make a hole on the target thing….. that’s because I was aiming for the dudes legs. Had it been a full figured target thing all my holes would have been on the knees and the nuts.

10 comments:

Bee said...

FIRST!!

Bee said...

Dan, what is your obsession with nuts?? Enquiring minds want to know!

Bee said...

I don't like the fact that the other brother has a gun. He has the super white hot rage temper thing going and it makes me very nervous.

Brian o Vretanos said...

Even better than seeing the pergola would be seeing pictures of you trying to put it up in the rain ;-)

Anonymous said...

Dan,

You actually did quite well for your first shoot around.

I am in the middle of writing a post on our ridiculous local gun laws, and how the majority of the murder crimes are committed with illegal weapons stolen or brought in from other states.

It is simple to see, but all our law makers are on this "save the children" kick that really does not have anything to do with legally purchasing a firearm and being a responsible owner.

Bee... whatchew' talkin bout Willis? White hot rage when I was 21, maybe, 25 not sure... I am much older, patient and wiser (I hope). My wife is my peace.

SC

Tracy said...

I was going to ask the same question that Bee asked. Why nuts Dan? Do you have some memory hidden away somewhere where some little girl in school kicked you in your nuts in like first grade and so now you are obsessed with everyone elses nuts?
I'm worried about you and other peoples nuts Dan.
Did you see the head butting spree that Amy Winehouse just went on? That's gonna be you. We'll see you on the news with the headline "Man went on two day nut kicking spree."
Get help Dan.

Bee said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Esmeralda said...

Bee,

I live with him AND the guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DH,

You made me blush with your comment about your DW...awwww.

Dan,

LOL, you missing the target at the range. Also a little scary to know that husband's aim at head and torso is very accurate...scary.

I still haven't made it to the range. Maybe husband and I will plan a romantic date this weekend and go to dinner and the range. Yes?

Dan said...

Bee
That's a whole new post.
Sergio can be a dumbass but he's not crazy.

Brian
I just sat thru 4hrs of rain at the Baseball game, we ended up leaving half way thru the match. The game went on for a couple of hours after I got home. In the 12they inning they CANCELLED the game.No building in the rain for me.

SC
Don't know all the laws but I know they are stupid.

Tracy
If people are nice to me you don't have to worry about their nuts, worry only about those who are mean to me. I like that new picture you are using, you should also consider using "trumpy"

Esmeralda
Now that is true love. Make sure he uses a hanger this time.

Jean Knee said...

ain't no dude gettin back up who's been shot in the nuts.
evah