So, the Wife asked me to help out with the turkey because it was kind of heavy 19 lbs.
I made a horrible discovery, it’s obvious to me that when my poor turkey was alive someone made sweet sweet love to it and I have the turkey fuckers penis to prove it.
What a perv !!!!!!! Why would anyone fuck a turkey then leave their penis in there?
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I filled up Maxine’s tank with 35 bucks yesterday, gas is all the way down to $2.04 at my neighborhood gas station, why did I feel guilty about it?
I feel like I was ripping them off, gas was $4.99 a couple of months ago.
What’s the deal here, why is it so cheap now?
I think the government controls gas prices, got a war to pay for? They raise gas to $4.99.
Economy sucks! they lower gas to $2.04.