Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I'm back again, this time for good, until my computer breaks down that is !

So, it seems like my computer is working again so it seems like I should write a new post about something.

I went to a casino over the weekend, I didn’t win any money. Casinos don’t do much for me, I know the odds of winning are small so to me it’s like throwing away money.

The nearest Casino is actually in the state of Indiana, Chicago banned smoking in public places a few years ago. At first I didn’t really care and thought to myself “who cares if people smoke” but I have now learned to appreciate the no smoking law.

The Casino smelled like dog ass, people were smoking fags all over the place.

Little white fags and big dark brown cigars (what do they call cigars in England?)

I’ll never go to that Casino again, it was so ghetto.

The Wife and I each had 60 dlls to gamble with. I was playing electronic poker, 5 cents a hand. After playing for 5 minutes The Wife comes over to see how I was doing, she had gone burned her 60 bucks and was now trying to take over my machine.

“New blood, new blood” she said as she’s pushing me off my seat.

She ended up losing 40 of my dollars.

A couple of years ago we went to Vegas, after we lost our first 100 bucks we stopped gambling.

I need to learn how to play the card games, slots are way to boring. I want to play a game where I can win by using my brain. I saw the movie 21 the other day, it looked pretty easy. If any of you want to join my gambling team let me know, I’m taking applications now. There will be a one time non refundable 1,000 dollar initiation fee.

14 comments:

Dan said...

first !!!!

Bee's Dark Side said...

You jerk!

Bee's Dark Side said...

Little white fags? Why'd you say it was ghetto??

Jean Knee said...

I hate gambling, might as well throw your money up someone's ass

Tracys Ramblings said...

There's a slot casino a few towns over from us but they also have horse racing. The hubs and I went once for our anniversary. I didn't understand what was happening with the slots and before I knew it, my 20 bucks was gone. But then we started betting on the horses. That was awesome.
My horse won a race and I thought I was going to win a ton of money. We went out to the counter and the lady says "seven fourty one" and I smacked the hubs and said "Did you hear that! I won seven hundred and fourty one dollars!"
But much to my dismay, the lady started peeling off ones and counting out change. I actually only won $7.41
It was fun though.
But yeah, the smoke was bad.

Tracys Ramblings said...

Oh hey, were there any of those old ladies there with their buckets of coins that were using like three slot machines?
When we went they would sit at one machine and use the ones on both sides of them and if you even looked at their machine they shot you a death look!
They were mean old people in track suits with really long fags hanging out of their mouths!

Brian o vretanos said...

The only way you win in a casino is if you own the casino...

Anndi said...

Bwahahahahahahaha! You do realize Bee will find a new way of torturing you for being first on your own post. Well done!

I'd join, but with the Canadian dollar back in the crapper you might not appreciate my currency, although it is quite colourful.

Tracys Ramblings said...

Oh, I forgot to give my answer on whether or not I wanted to join your gambling team. I'm sure you were waiting for that.
It seems that I'm not very good at cards. I'm told that I don't have a good "poker face". Evidentally, jumping up and down in your seat when you have a good hand isn't the way you're supposed to do things.
When I was younger, I always seemed to lose at strip poker. That was always uncomfortable.

Tracys Ramblings said...

With all of that being said, I'm in.
(psst..hey Dan, can I borrow $1000 bucks? I've got to pay for...um something.) Thanks.

Marie said...

Next time spend your money faster than I spend mine. LOL

The Wife

Dan said...

Bee
it just was, take my word for it.

Jean
I feel the same way.

Tracy
7.41 ! how much did you bet? 1 dollar?
The coins don't exist anymore if you win you get a printout. The old machines were better.

Brian
You didn't answer my question about the cigars.

Anndi
I like pretty colors, send over your money.

Marie
ok, next time I'll spend your money.

just a girl... said...

love gambling, love cards. If you are serious buy Doyle's Super System book, its great.

Brian o vretanos said...

cigars and just called "cigars" here.