Sunday, February 15, 2009


So I’ve been busy lately and unable to spend much time posting, I have an empty apartment that needed some painting done so I’ve been busy with this all week.
What sucks now is that the empty bottom floor apartment is now occupied by the 2nd floor apartment people because they moved downstairs so now the 2nd floor is empty so I get to do it all over again next week. I’m at the point where I think I’m going to hire someone to paint for me, I need some cheep labor $5.99 an hour sound about right to me. I’ll even buy some tacos for lunch.

I did my taxes the other day and I think it’s time for another revolution! We started a war because we where being taxed on Tea, how did we let things get so bad?

Chris Brown slapped Rhianna around, he should be in jail! You hit a hot chick you should go straight to jail! No bail, no court date, nothing! You should go to jail!
Hot chicks are not to be mistreated!

My boss gave me tickets to a hockey game that I didn’t go to, should I lie when he asks me about the game or should I tell him the truth? I don’t want this to affect any possible tickets that might come my way.

The Mayor of Chicago has been on TV all week crying about how bad the economy is and hoping the Obama stimulus package is passed so he can get some money, the city has a huge deficit. Not one minute later there’s a story on how the Mayor is still trying to get the 2012 Olympics, the projected cost is about 8 Billion dlls...... Does that make any sense??????

I did my first post one year ago today!!!!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Dan The Joker

So, I don’t have anything to say today but I’m trying to do at least 3 posts a week.

I need to come up with some kind of gimmick like Bee’s comic strip or Jean Knee’s Wordless Wednesday, or Tracy’s Dear Tracy.

I’m thinking about Dan’s Wednesday Joke. Let me know what you think of this one it’s one of my favorites, if you like it I might continue doing it.

Two sperms are swimming their asses off.

Are we there yet?


Are we there yet!


Are you sure we’re not lost?

Shut up already, I’ll tell you when we get to the egg!

Well why is it taking so long?

Will you shut up!

Well can you at least tell me where we are, we should have made it to the egg by now.

We’re barley entering the large intestine! Now SHUT UP !

JA JA JA JA ! This really cracks me up!

I decided not to do the joke thing since this is really the only one that I know.

I’m open for suggestions from The People…..unless you really want me to do the joke thing…..