Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Dan The Joker

So, I don’t have anything to say today but I’m trying to do at least 3 posts a week.

I need to come up with some kind of gimmick like Bee’s comic strip or Jean Knee’s Wordless Wednesday, or Tracy’s Dear Tracy.

I’m thinking about Dan’s Wednesday Joke. Let me know what you think of this one it’s one of my favorites, if you like it I might continue doing it.

Two sperms are swimming their asses off.

Are we there yet?


Are we there yet!


Are you sure we’re not lost?

Shut up already, I’ll tell you when we get to the egg!

Well why is it taking so long?

Will you shut up!

Well can you at least tell me where we are, we should have made it to the egg by now.

We’re barley entering the large intestine! Now SHUT UP !

JA JA JA JA ! This really cracks me up!

I decided not to do the joke thing since this is really the only one that I know.

I’m open for suggestions from The People…..unless you really want me to do the joke thing…..


Bee said...


You are one sick pup.

Bee said...

I have no ideas at the moment since it's way passed my bedtime.

Brian o vretanos said...

I certainly like the idea of you posting on a regular basis ;-)

I'm not sure about the jokes. Instead you could do a Good/Bad or High/Low - talk about something good - maybe a highlight of the week, and something bad?

Jormengrund said...

How about you listen, and go for an "idiot of the week" type of post?

I'd be willing to read those!!

Jean Knee said...

jokes are okay

Marie said...

GROSS, I'd place on the joke idea if I where you.

How about write a weekly post on the joys of marriage. LOL

The Wife

Marie said...

I meant I'd PASS not PLACE on the joke idea. Now I'm writing like you.

just a girl... said...

Jokes are cool but I am blonde so I hope the next one is funny, lol.

Dan said...

Yes I am

Did you not think it was funny?

Not a bad idea, I'll give it some thought...nah!

Jean Knee
Thank You, that's what I'm leaning towards. Please email me any good jokes you know, email me the bad ones to,

The joys of marriage, I don't have that much time....

Just a Girl
This one WAS funny, are you telling me you didn't get it?
Should I explain?

Tracys Ramblings said...

I think you should do the idiot of the week kind of post. You're good at pointing out idiots. That would be fun.

Rhonda said...

You have been trained well. Very good answer to The Wife's comment.

Idiot of the week is good. Or, person/animal/object that pissed you off recently. You could call it Beef of the Week.

You're welcome.

Brian o vretanos said...

Ermm, Dan... It's Wednesday. Where's your post????