Friday, April 4, 2008

The Interview

So, I had my second interview with my possible new employer. It lasted 3 hours!!!
That has to be a record for interviews, I meet with the owner the first time, this time I met with the second in command but after about an hour the owner came in and that was another hour, then they got this other guy involved and that was another hour.
I’m like 99.9 % sure I’ll get an offer by next week, I’m almost hoping the bitch pisses me off today.
Not sure if I mentioned before how much I hate my bosses wife but incase I haven’t now you know.
Not sure if I mentioned that my bosses mother in law also works here and acts as a spy for the bitch.
In the latest drama the Grandma (that’s what I call the bitches mom, she’s 65) told everybody in the new location that they’re no longer going to take a break at 1pm.
We currently have a break at 8:30am and 1:00pm, it’s by law in the state of Illinois that in an 8 hour shift you have to give two ten minute breaks and a 1/2 hour lunch.
Everybody over there called me all pissed off and told me what was happening. I told the owner about it and asked him to fix it because I’ve been down that road before and somehow it always blows up in my face.
He later called me and said “I don’t know where you’re getting your information, Grandma says she never tried to take away the 1pm break”
Grandma of course is a liar.
I expect the bitch to come in today all pissed off because of this.
I can’t wait!
Should I leave?
Should I just take it with a smile?
I guess it would be foolish of me to walk away without having a real offer yet.


Marie said...

I say KICK HER IN THE NUTS and leave.

The Wife


Dan said...

are you sure ?????????
I wouldn't just leave, I'd give notice.

Jean Knee said...

take it with a smile while imagining her being slowly crushed by heavy machinery

very painful

Marie said...

As you wish

Bee said...

I just had a fight with a patient. Can you kick him in the nuts for me? Wait, nuts are balls right? Yeah this guy doesn't have any balls.

Cool! I am praying you do get the job! You'd get part of your life back with the commute time alone!

I wouldn't quit but I'd talk shit to her too. Call her an hija de la hierba mala. HAHAHA!

(it's funny cuz it doesn't make sense)

Brian o Vretanos said...

I agree with Jean Knee. Let your imagination run wild, but be very nice to her. I bet she hates it when she doesn't get a reaction...

Tracy said...

For the love of all that's holy DO NOT leave until you have an offer on the other job. You could be very happy that you pissed off the boss's wife but you could also be unemployed and poor at the same time.
I agree with Brian and Jean Knee. Be the sweetest man you can be to her. I bet that'll piss her off more than flipping out on her.

Dan said...

Thank Youu all for your advise, I'll be nice until I get an offer then I'll kick her in the nuts!