Saturday, March 1, 2008

tagged by Bee

Bee said she would kick me out of the cool crowd if I didn’t answer these questions.


1. What is your occupation?
dog bones
2. What color are your socks right now?
skin color, not wearing any socks or underwear.
3. What are you listening to right now?"
nothing. The sound of my keyboard.
4. What was the last thing that you ate?
orange chicken
5. Can you drive a stick shift?
no, do they still make those things ?
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?who came up with these questions ?
I’d be I don’t know. Never thought about being a crayon.
7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
The wife.
8. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Yes,
9. Favorite drink?
Coke, which I gave up for lent.
10. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Football ( American football )
11. Have you ever dyed your hair?
yes, I played Jesus in a play once when I was about 7 and the people running the show thought it would be better if I died my hair blondish. Guess they didn’t know Jesus was a jew, who retarded is that.
12. Pets?
Yes “ Nikki “ my doggie, she’s a Pug / Terrier mix.
13. Favorite food?
Mom’s red chicken.
14. Last movie you watched?
Bourn Ultimatum.
15. Favorite Day of the year?
I guess Christmas, qt with family and gifts.
16. What do you do to vent anger?
Punch holes in walls, and throw stuff around. Although I should mention that it takes allot to get me mad.
17. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Never really had any…oh wait I did have some Sompers. They were like little trucks that ran on batteries.
18. What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Spring, cause I know summer is close.
19. Hugs or kisses?
I’m with Bee on this one, high fives and hand shakes.
20. What kind of pie?
Strawberry cheese cake.
21. Do you want your friends to email you back?
sure
22. Who is most likely to respond?
respond to what ?
23. Who is least likely to respond?
response to what ?
24. Living arrangements?
House
25. When was the last time you cried?
Maxine hit a pothole and one of her rims was damaged.
26. What is on the floor of your closet?
shoes
27. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are tagging?
I’m not passing the tag along.
28. The friend you have known the shortest amount of time that you are tagging?
read above.
29. Favorite smell?
huh ?
30. What inspires you?
Bee, you are such a tree hugger for sending me this.
31. What are you afraid of?
Going bald.
32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Cheese
33. Favorite car?
Maxine, Black Cadillac STS.
34. Favorite cat breed?
hate cats !!! but I guess that dude from the Thundercats, I think his name was Leono.
35. Number of keys on your key ring?
16
36. How many years at your current job?
one
37. Favorite day of the week?
Saturday.
38. How many provinces have you lived in?
Is that English for town ? then 4.
39. How many countries have you been to?
2.

There Bee hope you're happy, whoever came up with this idea will suffer under my rule.

10 comments:

Bee said...

FIRST!!!!!

Bee said...

Hmmm you say it takes allot for you to get angry and yet you seem pretty pissed. Oh-Oh I hope the nearest wall ducks! Ha! Remember the time I kicked a hole in the door?

Bee said...

Such a violent family. I know you're the least sensitive of the family. ::wink::

Brian o Vretanos said...

Dan:

The "stick shifts" that seem to amuse everyone so much over there are practically the only kind of car we have in Britain. You can get automatics, but they cost more new and aren't worth as much on the second-hand market since people don't like them.

Personally, I'd drive automatics given the choice, but it's just not economically sensible here.

leigh said...

dan, i thought you were supposed to list your top ten guys list. what happened to that? i was really looking foward to it.

plus i must mention that there are three things my dad taught/told me that every girl should know how to do, in this order:
1. make a dry martini
2. drive a stickshift
3. change that ball thing in the toilet.

leigh said...

sorry, plus i forgot - bald guys are hot. don't sweat it.

Jean Knee said...

My first car was a stick shift. and a hatchback

am I dating myself here?

Tracy said...

My dad decided to teach me how to drive a stick shift while also trying to quit smoking. I finally figured out how to make it go in time to get him to a store to buy a pack of ciggies. Thank goodness for that because his face was all red and he had vains poking out of his forehead and he had also lost the ability to move his jaw and had to speak with his teeth clamped shut. It must have been very bad.

Dan said...

Brian
you know I drive with two feet that seems starange to everyone, when they ask why I just tell them that I first learned how to drive a stick so I had to use both feet for the clutch. Of couse that's a lie.

Leigh
that list does not exist !!!! I'm way to heterosexual to even make one up joking. I'm capable of admiting another man is atracctive, like for example......actually no I'm not.
Baldness
Looks like I'll be hot when I'm 40.
What do you think about comeovers ?

Jean
No, I wish I learned because when I go to Mexico all the cars are also stick.

Tracy
Did you quit smoking or not ?

BEE said...

DAN, DID YOU MEAN "COMBOVERS"?