So, I’m visiting the Bee Hive yesterday and she tells me that people actually make money by blogging. I know some real famous people make money but she told me that everyday people like me could also make money by selling advertising space on the side bar of your blog.
I’m pretty new to blogging but I’m all for making a buck whenever possible.
So, I want to give all of you, my loyal readers first crack to purchase space on my blog.
Take advantage now while the price is still cheap. After today I’m going to all the major companies like Microsoft, Sony, all the Phone companies.
In fact, I’m not that picky at all. I’ll sell space to anyone who’s willing to pay me for it.
Why didn’t I think of this sooner !!!!!!!
I don’t care what your selling or buying, I’ll be your conduit, thru me you can reach at least 6-10 people with plenty of disposable ( or is that disposed of ) income to buy your stuff.
Had your house on the market for a few months now ? Forget Realtor or Remax !
Advertise here ! I’ll sell you prime space next to one of my funny jokes for only $5.99.
That’s right ladies and gents. You get to buy a one inch square space on my blog.
Bee, you want to sell some of that left over crap from last summers yard sale?
Jean Knee, you want to sell some of those creepy eyed looking cat things?
Brian, how about you? want to sell some English stuff you don’t use anymore.
Tracy, looking for someone to help you paint your house green?
Serge, need to rent those empty apartment?
Nancy, need a new job? Post your resume here!
You must act now…wait hold on my phone is ringing, that was Fox ! They want to run some adds for their shows !!!
You guys better hurry before a sign a deal with them.
Remember, I have no morals, I’ll whore my blog space out to anyone.
Looking for love ? Post your picture here. Have a job opening?
Speaking of job, I mentioned in my first post about a job interview I was going to. I know you’ve all been wondering but probably felt it would be inappropriate to ask if I got the job, well I don’t think so since they haven’t called me yet. I think I’m just to good for them.
Although it doesn’t really matter anymore since I’m about to make a fortune blogging.
Look, see that, look over to the right of your screen…see that? THAT SPACE COULD BE YOURS !!!!!!!
I expect every one of you to tell everyone you know about this one in a life time opportunity.