So the Wife convinced me yesterday into letting her buy a “pergola” something about how she was now entitled to spend an equal amount of money as I did when I bought the Playstation 3 , first thing that came to my head after she asked was “What, the fuck is a pergola”. Well I’m sure you ladies know exactly what that is but let me explain to those of you who don’t have your very own built in vajayjay.
It’s a hollow square looking structure with a tarp over it, the tarp is to provide shade. Kind of like a big square umbrella…..shade only cost me, us $ 500.
Yesterday while at the in-laws watching all the Hildog-Obama coverage she goes online to purchase our oversized umbrella. Within a couple of minuets before she was even done with the transaction my phone rings.
“ Hello, can I speak with Ms. Cordova ?’
Sure, who is this ?
It’s Chase Bank.
At this point I’m wondering why they would call her on my cell. What did they want I ask her.
“Oh, they just wanted to know if that was actually me trying to make that purchase.
Is that scary or what? How did they do that so quickly?
I think what bothers me more then anything is the fact that they called me.
I’m never using my debit again, they might call my wife on me !!!!
Hello, Ms. Cordova, just wanted to confirm that was you trying to buy online porn. Busted!!!! Not that I ever buy porn online, I was just trying to make a point. Actually its said that every man has his own super secret porn stash hidden somewhere in the house. I for one….lets move on here, that’s a whole different post, we’re getting off the track.
By the way the pergola makes me thing of that song “ Its time for the perculator”
So for the rest of the day I was singing “ It’s time for the Pergola, beeeeep, It’s time for the Pergola, beeeeep” I actually do the beeeep’s.
Later in the day after the purchase was made I was informed that the pergola doesn’t count in the “ I get to spend equal amount “ category since this is for the family.
Yeah, she made me realize how much I always wanted my own Pergola….beeeep.