Wednesday, March 19, 2008

My bosses wife is a stupid bitch

So, its been a week since my last post and I would like to apologize to the people for taking so long.
It is for you, the people that I do this blog, the people complained about going to my blog and seeing the title “Maxin’s Cherry” over and over again. Sorry people, I’ve been kind of distracted and busy at work so I haven’t had much time. Amanda is having final exams and is in need of the computer/desk so I haven’t been able to do it from home.

Ok, now that that’s out of the way let me begin.
This is a disclaimer to all the people who find foul language offensive.
If you are offended by the following words please do not continue reading:
Bitch, Fucken Bitch, Slut, Hoe, Piece of Shit Bitch, Stupid fucken bitch.

Now for those of you who are still here I’m about to vent for a while, yea, yea I know you all have your own problems bla, bla, bla I know you usually come here to laugh at me but today is not funny post day.
My bosses wife is a Fucken stupid bitch slut, piece of shit hoe. I hate her so much I would like to ki…….ck her ass.
She is the most annoying person I will ever meet in all my lives. She insults my intelligence, work ethic, honesty, trustworthiness, integrity and decision making every time she’s here.
She always overstates the obvious, she will ask me question and then later ask all the employees the same just to confirm that I’m not lying. She will contradict orders I give without consulting me. Why are you doing A instead of B, when I do B then it becomes, why are you doing B instead of A? I pick my battles with her but I’ve had enough of her shit!
My company has two locations, yesterday I called the foremen of the other location to check how many hours they had worked. I know they are only supposed to work 40hrs. a week but since I’ve been here we always call just to confirm my assistant usually calls but she wasn’t here yesterday. Someone could have been late or left early one day, called in sick, or whatever. Unfortunately she picks up the phone so I tell her, “ I was just calling to get the hours from last week”
Well don’t you know?
No, I don’t, that’s why I’m calling.
Well you’re the manager, you’re supposed to know how many hours they work.
Yes, I agree with you and that is exactly the purpose of this phone call, so that I do know.
So you don’t know!??!
No, I don’t can I talk to the foreman?
Well, no one is working overtime so they all have 40hrs.
Ok, 40 it is.

I have to put up with this kind of stuff several times a day, its not like I can go tell her to fuck herself after all she is the owners wife. We are currently moving to a different location, a truck is going back and forth with the equipment. Monday she was present while we were loading the truck. We had just begun to load when she came over and was like, “ put that on the truck, and that, and that” she then follows the truck to where it's being unloaded and announces to all the people working there.
“If it wasn’t for me, none of this stuff would have made it on the truck, Dan doesn’t bother loading anything on the truck, he would have sent it half full if I hadn’t been there” so now I got all the people calling me telling me what’s she’s saying.
How stupid does she think I am?
She’ll say things behind my back like “Dan isn’t one third of what our last manager was”
This is insulting to me, I’ve made so many improvements! Seems like she needs to see everyone running like a chicken with its head cut off to be happy.
I should mention that I’m like the 10th person to have this position, according to all the workers all the previous managers have quit because they all hated her. That’s too bad for my boss because he’s a really cool guy. I’d trade her for all the bats in a heartbeat.
By the way Bee, thanks for putting the “I’m fuking Matt Damon” song in my head. I was singing it the whole day yesterday. One guy asked me “Your fucking what?”
I’m fucking cold, its cold in here.


Bee said...


Bee said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I can just picture macho Dan singing I'm F*cking Mat Damon!! HAHAHAHA!


My sympathies on the fuckin bitch whore slut asswipe pendeja imbecil woman who is your boss. Yeah, at least with the bats I can tell them off or make fun of them to their face without them knowing. :o(

Bee said...

Wear a sweater.

Do you want me to go kick her ass?? I'll do it for free.

Bee said...

I'll sneak up behind her and beat her up then say "this is from the former manager!"

Stephanie said...

I'll help you Bee! I can hold her down while you beat her.

Brian o Vretanos said...


If work was great they wouldn't have to pay us to turn up ;-)

It sounds like things would run better if she didn't turn up, though...

Dan said...

Bee / Steph
Thanks, I might take you up on that.

Yes it would, I hate her, I really do.

Why did you tell me to wear a sweater ?

Bee said...

"I’m fucking cold, its cold in here.

Jean Knee said...

it sounds like she has penis envy

Marie said...

This time when I went to band camp, oh wait wrong story.

I had a boss that would leave me stupid post it notes on everything. Once she left me a post it about how to staple my papers, SERIOUSLY. I would have quit but luckily I got a promotion and she was no longer my boss.

I think you should see how active she’ll be at the new location and if she going to be there all the time, dust off your resume!

Tracy said...

By "some people" did you mean me? Because I'm pretty sure you quoted me. Just thought I'd ask.
I assume you must have known that there were people like that in the fashion industry before you went into it right? I mean haven't you ever watched "The Devil Wears Prada?"
{Just Kidding}
I'm sorry that your boss doesn't have the balls to tell his wife to stop running off his employees.
I could always offer you a job here in the farm. Do you like to milk goats? Scoop poo?
Or you could be my nanny. Do you like to entertain children?
Or my husband says if you can cook, you could be our live in chef. I think that was a dig at my cooking but I'm chosing to ignore it.
Let me know what you think of my ideas.

Tracy said...

Shit, I was 11th and I didn't even know it. I must have had my head up my ass.

Well, I was 11th and now I'm 12th...woot

Tracy said...

Also, Bee, I would like to help you whip that bitch's ass.
I've only been in one fight with a female and it didn't go well so I'd like a chance to redeem myself and I think that if I'm on Bee's side, we could really kick some ass.
Ok. Now I'm going to go ramble on someone elses blog.

Dan said...

I did quote you but I had another 2 or 3 thousand people aslo asking for a new post.
I like to eat goats but not milk them. I'm an expert poop scooper. Goat poop is funny to me. I'm a great back yard BBQ'er.

Bee said...

We'll all gather by her car and give her a good talking to... with our fists!!

Jean Knee said...

I'll send her some glittery bunnies pulling sweet baby chickies in adorable egg carts. That'll show her!

Marisol said...

Mayber someone should scoop the poop and send that! The message could say... stay back, there is more where that came from!

or something like that!!

Marisol said...

But if all we want to do is "chat" sign me up for that to. I have chatty fists... or is it catty??

Dan said...

thanks to all of you !
I feel the love.

Dyllis said...

Good words.