So, I was thinking today about nature. Seems like everything in nature has a reason, we need the sun to stay warm, water to make beer and later to make pee to fight off aliens, trees to cut down for wood, I think trees also clean the air or something, dirt to plant trees to cut down for wood, the moon (not sure what the hell the moon does but I’m sure it’s there for a reason, (I’m sure Brian will give me an explanation) air, animals and fish to eat etc, etc
The human body itself blows my mind, eyes to see, lungs to breathe, ears. I mean everything about it is amazing. We need food for energy and take what we need and crap what we don’t, our brain sends all these signals to our hands and feet to move around …...it’s crazy.
This got me thinking about the earth and oil, we have pumped millions and millions of barrels of oil out of the earth and I was thinking to myself “What if all that oil is there for a reason?” what if it acts like coolant in your car. What if that’s the real cause of global warming?
I was at Walgreens and saw that the “pregnant man” is having problems with his wife.
I find that very funny for some reason, if they get a divorce he will no doubt loose custody of his children since the mom always gets the kids.