Monday, March 16, 2009

Sweet Crocodile Honey


So, this is how I sweetened my coffee today. I used the Crocodiles Hunter’s honey. This guy’s been dead for like 2 years now and they’re still selling stuff with his face on the front. That’s kind of cool actually; The Hunter lives on thru my coffee. I checked the expiration date on this because when I saw it I thought to myself it must be really old, but no, it expires at the end of this year.
Funny thing is that after I had my coffee I started talking like the Hunter. “Hey mate, have some of my honey mate” I used an English accent the whole day. Speaking of English, I was a little hesitant writing this post. I never realized the influence my written word has on Brian. My last post was about the “fille o fish” sandwich from McDonalds. This consumed his life, his every thought until he finally went out and bought the necessary items to make his own.
I’m worried now that after reading this Brian is going to put on his shorts and go wrestle a crocodile.

16 comments:

Bee said...

first!

Bee said...

I really hope Brian records himself as The Croc hunter! that would be awesome!

Brian o vretanos said...

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but this post hasn't given me a sudden urge to go off and get eaten by reptiles.

I wonder if you can get filet-o-crocodile, and whether they serve it with tartar sauce?

Now I'm feeling hungry again...

Brian o vretanos said...

If you ended up eating the crocodile that ate the crocodile hunter, would that be cannibalism?

Brian o vretanos said...

On second thoughts, I might just make do with more filet-o-fish...

Marie said...

You should use your accent tonight!

The Wife

Jormengrund said...

Crikey!

There's something you normally don't see out of it's habitat..

Dan's humor getting a bit of sun..

Great post Dan!

Jean Knee said...

I have a croc head he can borrow


it's teeth are very sharp

Jean Knee said...

fried alligator is pretty good

Brian o vretanos said...

Oh, and the Crocodile Hunter had an Australian accent, not an English one.

Dan said...

Bee
Yes it would.

Brian
Do people eat crocks?

Brian 2
No, if you eat a crock that ate someone it just makes you a crock eater.

Marie
I sure will mate.

Jorm
Getting sun? what? thanks.

Brain 3
I know he was Australian but my Australian accent sounds English.

Bee said...

CROCK EATER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Tracys Ramblings said...

I wonder if they still sell it because he was cremated and a little dash of "him" is put in every batch?
Oooo, instead of eating Croc, you're actually eating the Croc Hunter, Dan!!
That's because you're a badass.

Tracys Ramblings said...

Or maybe he had some of his man goo frozen for future babies and instead, his widow decided to make money off of it by putting his man goo in some honey.
It's about the same consistency.
Oooooo, Dan! What if you're putting the Croc hunters Man Goo in your tea?????

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