Sunday, October 12, 2008

Back again

Forgive me bloggers for I have sinned, it’s been 18 days since my last post but who’s counting?
My computer has been busted, I was too cheep to pay someone to get it fixed so I gave it to my brother who gave it to some guy at his work who left it abandoned on his office floor for a week, That guy then gave it to another guy who “fixed it” but didn’t really fix it. That guy then gave my “fixed” computer to my brother who gave it back to The Wife.
The Wife plugged it in only to find out the “fixed” computer was exactly the same as before.
The Wife then gave the not fixed computer to me, I then gave it to some guy who I had to pay 50 bucks to really fix it.
I challenge all for you out there to go two weeks without a computer, it’s really hard.
No e-mail, no getting directions, no blogging, no internet porn, no reading up on recent events, it really sucks ass!

After a few days I started to write down possible blooging topics on a little pocket notebook.

9-26
“guy at work is an ass hole”
I remember writing this down but I don’t remember what ass hole from work I was referring to and why he was an ass hole that day.

That was my one and only entrée.

The Wife and I (and my Mommy) when to a restaurant yesterday to celebrate brother Serge’s B-day. The food was good but they gave The Wife horrible service.
There was a huge variety on the menu, goat cheese, octopus, morsilla ( these are pig intestines filled with pig blood and vegetables) shrimp and much more.
The Wife ordered a chicken salad with fries. Could you believe that everyone was pretty much done eating and she was still waiting for her food.
Somehow it’s easier for these fuckers to make octopus and pig blood then chicken salad.
To make thing even worse, when they finally brought the chicken salad I told the waitress we were still missing an order of fries. She said “ we already brought the fires but the people at the other end of the table ate them, would you like another order?”
Did the people at the other end of the table ORDER THE FRIES ?!?!?!?!?!
You stupid fucken bitch !!!!!!!
I think that Arnold guy ate them, boy he really is a Dick although he denied it when we met for the first time. He said “Hi, I’m Arnold and I’m really not a Dick”

We later went to a blues bar, I wasn’t sure if I liked the blues until yesterday when I realized how much the blues really sucks. They had a guy singing that looked like an older Morgan Freeman, he looked like Morgan Freeman’s grandfather.
This guy could barley stand up much less sing I couldn’t understand a word he was saying other then “woman” blahsur whuehne WOMAN ! burrlove Woman.

On the way home I stopped by a Wendy’s and got The Wife a large order of fries.

18 comments:

Bee said...

FIRST!

Bee said...

You are hilarious! Also, how you didn't talk about your fender bender??

Dan said...

Later Bee, later...

Jean Knee said...

that Arnold is such a dick

Brian o vretanos said...

Well, I'm counting, for one, and I'm very glad you're back.

Things'll get better in restaurants once they've replaced all their useless waiting staff with monkeys.

Unless it was the kitchen - I'm not sure I'd want to eat a salad prepared by a chimpanzee.

I expect that the pig intestine delicacy probably doesn't involve much more than ripping the relevant bit out of a pig and slapping it on the plate, whereas salad involves careful preparation of multiple ingredients.

What did you have to eat?

Dan said...

I ate roasted chicken, it was pretty good.

Jean Knee said...

oh, yeah

missed seeing you around

Tracy said...

Who's Arnold?
Oh, Jean Knee says he's a dick. I got it.
And funny, Brian never said he was counting the days until I got back. Not that I'm bitter.
One thing that I found interesting was that you found it hard to be without your computer because you couldn't get directions? I thought men didn't need directions.
You really are a one of a kind man Daniel.

Brian o vretanos said...

Tracy:

I didn't say about counting because you never asked ;-)

Dan said...

Tracy
What the hell is that picture of, I like the other one better.
I do need directions and don't know what way to go half the time.
I wrote a post about it.
I think Brian has a man crush on me.

Jean
Thanks

Brian o vretanos said...

Eleventh!

Man crush? Don't flatter yourself...

Dan said...

There's nothing wrong with that.

Marie said...

It was no fun sitting at a table with 20 people enjoying their food while I watched. Everyone kept offering me food but there was a reason I ordered chicken salad the other stuff was gross.

I thought Arnold was funny, who's introduces themself as Not a Dick, LOL.

The Wife

Tracy said...

WHO IS ARNOLD???

Dan said...

Sorry Tracy I can't tell you who is Arnold....
Looks like everyone knows but you.

Anndi said...

That was a very sweet thing to do... I mean getting her the fries. Not paying the guy to fix your computer, unless that was because you missed us and then that would be sweet.

Dan said...

I missed the internet porn more than anything else, is that still sweet?

Rhonda said...

No, that is not sweet.

So what kind of restaurant serves morsilla? I want to make sure I never go there.