Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Sponge Porn


So, somehow I was watching Sponge Bob Square pants today for the first time ever. I have no kids so I’ve never had to endure the torture. Although if I did have them I would never let them watch such garbage as Sponge Bob, my kids would be watching the good cartoons like South Park and Beavis and Butthead, now that’s some funny shit.

What caught my attention more then anything else was a character named Squidwad.
Squidwad looks like my inverted left testicle (my right one is far more attractive) they even draw him with wrinkles and give him the “sesame seed” look at the top of his head.
His nose and eyes look like…….well, judge for yourself, what do they remind you of?

16 comments:

Bee said...

FIRST!

Rhonda said...

It's Squidword...and he does have a penis for a nose.

Brian o vretanos said...

Helena is a big fan of Spongebob. There's something fishy about the whole show ;-)

Marie said...

I thought Barney was bad but this square pants guys is way worse.

Rhonda said...

Nothing is as bad as Barney...except maybe Yo Gabba Gabba...or The Doodlebops.

Anndi said...

I've endured hour and hours of Spongebob and I have nightmares about seeing Patrick in fishnet stockings in the movie... ewwww!

Jean Knee said...

I was glad when Lean went from Dora and the like, to Spongebob.

now I'm not so sure

inverted left testicle- now I won't be able to sleep

Tracy said...

SquidWORD Dan! His name is Squidword. If they had named him Squidwad and made him look like that, then it would be dirty.
Once upon a time I enjoyed Spongebob but now, after being forced to watch it over and over and over again, I hate it.

Hey, I gave you something on my blog. Come on over and check it out. You may not remember how to get there since you haven't visited for a while. Let me know if you need directions.

Kirsten said...

I have always liked Squidward and his penis nose! Don't judge him because of that. :)

just a girl... said...

I have told you over and over about cartoon porn. I now rest my case

Rhonda said...

Where are you? The people want to know.

just a girl... said...

uhhhhhhh are you coming back?

Anndi said...

Are you stuck watching Spongebob marathons?

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