So, can you fucken believe what I had waiting for me in the mail yesterday?
JURY DUTY !!!!!
Yeah, after spending most of last week in court I now have to go and serve jury duty.
Isn’t that against the law? I think it’s called Double Jeopardy.
I hope they don’t select me because I’m putting someone’s ass in jail.
I don’t care how innocent they might me.
I don’t even want to hear the facts of the case, GUILTY !
Went to dinner with The Wife yesterday the receipt looked like this.
1 taco dinner 7.99
Carne Asada 11.99
1 Margarita 5.00
2 Coronas 10.00
15 % Tip 5.24
20 % Tip 6.99
Total Amount _________
I’d like to thank the people at “Panchos Pistolas” for telling me how much I should tip, how nice of them to work out the math for me. I felt like Mr. Pink.
After that we went to a Sox game and left in the 5th inning, I got to get my sleep man.
Wow, I’m watching the news. They’re showing all those Texans running from the hurricane, I think I just saw Ronda humming away…in her H2.
I hope Jean’s cock is safe.