So, the Wife asked me to help out with the turkey because it was kind of heavy 19 lbs.
I made a horrible discovery, it’s obvious to me that when my poor turkey was alive someone made sweet sweet love to it and I have the turkey fuckers penis to prove it.
What a perv !!!!!!! Why would anyone fuck a turkey then leave their penis in there?
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I filled up Maxine’s tank with 35 bucks yesterday, gas is all the way down to $2.04 at my neighborhood gas station, why did I feel guilty about it?
I feel like I was ripping them off, gas was $4.99 a couple of months ago.
What’s the deal here, why is it so cheap now?
I think the government controls gas prices, got a war to pay for? They raise gas to $4.99.
Economy sucks! they lower gas to $2.04.
12 comments:
Dan... why do you the alleged penis in your hands??
oh and first!!
So, you probably won't want the turkey leg at mi casa, huh?
Dan:
Here petrol is about $6 for a US Gallon. So on Thanksgiving day, give thanks that you don't have to pay our prices. for it.
That pic makes me feel dirty.
All I have to say is that you better be ready to flash out a new post soon because I don't want to come over here for the next week and see that....thing! And that is why I don't make my own turkey!
That thing looks so nasty!
Here, there's one gas station that charges $1.79 for regular gas. The other day I put $25 dollars in and almost filled it up. I texted the hubs because I was so giddy. That hasn't happened since high school!
That is wrong on soooooooo many levels. and yes my SUV now only takes like $29 dollars its amazing.
uhm.......ewww
ps did it feel like a penis? eww
it's just a turkey neck, although it does look like a zombies penis.
Gross. Don't fondle stuff like that!
Gas is only $1.50 here in TX. It only cost me $40 to fill up the Hummer. Woohoo.
That's not a real penis it's to little.
The Wife
Gee, I can see that I've really spoiled you.
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