Sunday, August 10, 2008

Who needs wisdom?

So, I have problems with my teeth!!!!
There’s a gap in between my Wisdom tooth and the tooth next to my wisdom tooth that is driving me FUCKING CAZY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every time I eat I get food suck in this gap and it’s impossible to get out. I try to floss but that only makes it worse because the floss pushes the food up and makes it harder to get. My gums bleed every time!
I’ll have a piece of burger stuck in there for a couple of days before it comes down on its own, when it does it makes my mouth smell like dog ass.
I try all day to get the food out; sometimes with my tongue so now my tongue is sore and has suffered little cuts from brushing up against my teeth.
Have any of you had your wisdom teeth pulled out?
Does it hurt?
I can’t live like this.
Will I become a dumbass if I have it removed?
I’ve been to the dentist litterly once in my life and it was a miserable experience. I decided one day to have my teeth cleaned; the dentist explained that they only do one half of your mouth during the first visit, the second half is done a week later. I had the first half done but I never went back to do the other half. It hurt so much! I must of had a crappy dentist. After all that pain I couldn’t even tell the difference between the two half’s. My dentist was Chinese, that day I lost all faith in anything Chinese. I stopped eating Chinese food and cat. I stopped practicing Kung Fu, I threw away all my Bruce Lee movies and my Kimono along with all my made in China clothes that didn’t fit.
I ‘m worried about these Olympics, one guy got killed already.

17 comments:

Bee said...

No need to worry if they remove your wisdom tooth cuz you're already a dumbass.

Bee said...

And ewww!

Esmeralda said...

yeah, EWWWW!

I actually had ALL 4 wisdom teeth removed in one appointment!! They are useless. I felt that they squeezed my teeth together when they came out and it was difficult to floss all the way back there.

The removal of the teeth was actually really quick. The dentist said it was easy because they were already out (didn't have to cut my gums) and because they were straight (he pulled them right out, in one piece!).

I wanted him to do it in two appointments, but he insisted on pulling them all in one-which I'm glad he did. I don't know if I would've come back had he not done all four at once.

I guess it's better to just get it over with at once (the pulling, the gargling, the pain medicine, discomfort, etc.,)

Brian o vretanos said...

I'm sure you'll be all right - a lot of people have them removed. You can also get other extra teeth pushing out in weird places, like the middle of the roof of your mouth.

You'd better get this sorted out before you move to Texas - Cowboy dentistry probably involves horses and lasoos...

Dan said...

Guys
I found the solution, yesterday I made a knot on the floss so when I put it thru the knot pulled out the old goat meat I had in there. I still might have it taken out since I don't want to deal with this forever.

Esmeralda
You are one tough chick!

Tracy said...

Ok, I'm not going to say Ewww because I think Bee and Esmerelda said it enough.

My concern is about the dentist that you went to who cleaned your teeth. Why did it hurt? What did he do to you Dan? Did he give you the gas and then you woke up with your pants unzipped and your bum sore?
A cleaning is supposed to be all teeth done at one time. All they do is brush them all and then put some floride on them. It's not supposed to hurt.
What part of your body hurt Dan? Was it your bum?

Tracy said...

Was it your bum Dan?

Oh I'm so worried about you.

And I'm worried about the Olympics too. They say that the people weren't wearing clothes that marked them as Americans but all a person had to do was listen to them speak to know. I think it was a conspiracy.

Sully Sullivan said...

Kung Fu and Bruce Lee are Japanese aren't they?

At any rate, I had all 4 of my wisdoms out at once and it wasn't a big deal at all. They knock you right out with a sledgehammer...err....laughing gas I meant, so you don't feel a thing during the whole process. Your mouth will be tender for a few weeks afterwards, but they give you sexy drugs like percocet and oxycontin to ease that pain, and let me tell you, they're pretty fun.

Jean Knee said...

I was knocked out when they yanked my wisdom teeth out.

I didn't wake up with a sore bum though.

Dan said...

Tracy
He used all those metal tools they have. I pretty sure my bum is still intact, hope I never go to prison, I'm way to good looking.

Sully
I think Bruce Lee and Kung Fu are from China. I'm looking forward to the cool drugs.

Jean Knee
Wow, seemd likr allot of people have this done.

Marie said...

How about you don't chew on that side?

just a girl... said...

holy shit, how am I just finding you today. Rolling at burger. Quit being a pussy, pop 4 or 5 xanax and get that baby pulled, your tongue will thank you.

Dan said...

just a girl
I'm not being a pussy, I for some odd reason get attached to all the parts of my body.
I was giving my wisdom tooth enough time to stop doing that.

Rhonda said...

yes, you are being a puss. Go get your teeth cleaned and get those wisdom teeth yanked. I had all of mine done at once and the bonus is that you get good drugs...before, during and after.

The Acorn King said...

I've had all 4 of my wisdom teeth taken out, surgically. ..they were all impacted. Got some good painkillers out of it. I recommend getting it all done at once, but do it when you have some time off. I did it during an Easter break, lots of time off...but couldn't enjoy the food.

Dan said...

Ok, what the hell is going on here?!?!

Am I the only person left in America with extra teeth?

I decided not to get it pulled.

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