Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Landlording

So, I’ll be having a couple of empty apartments Sep 1st. I’ve had a shit load of people call me and a few of them have made appointments to see them. Sometimes they don’t bother to show up and don’t even call to cancel.
I don’t live far from the building but it still pisses me off. I haven’t had much luck with the people that have come to see it. One lady asked me are you going to run a credit report? I have really bad credit and my fiancé has no credit.

I’ve had a number of people trying to talk me into lowering the rent.
I’m not selling a car here people!
One couple asked if having a Doberman dog would be ok.
One lady wants to run a daycare from one of the apartments.
Why would I want a bunch of little pain in the ass kids banging on the kitchen cabinets?

I’m a little disappointed in the way this post is going, not funny at all so I think I’ll just tell you a joke.


A fisherman caught a little gold fish, the gold fish told the fisherman.

Please, please let me go! I don’t want to die! I’m just a little gold fish, to young to die, please let me go. If you do I’ll grant you a wish.

How about three wishes?

Do I look like a Jean Knee? I’m not the blue guy from Aladdin, I’m just a little gold fish.

The fisherman is thinking “Wow, I can really make a difference here. I have an opportunity to make the world a better place” I wish, I wish for the war in Iraq to be over.

But I’m just a little gold fish; I don’t even know where Iraq is! Can’t you wish for something smaller? Something for yourself?

Ok, then make my wife more attractive, my friends always make fun of me because my wife is really ugly. Here’s a picture of her.

The fish wipes his eyes a couple of times and says.
Where was Iraq again?

17 comments:

Bee said...

first!

Bee said...

I'm gonna go buy a goldfish.

Brian o vretanos said...

Dan:

I'd offer to move for a suitable discount, since I think I'm a reasonably good tenant - very little trouble, always pay my rent. I am a little worried about the commute, though, but I suppose I'd get plenty of reading done. Are you near the airport?

Jean Knee said...

Cupcake never did anything awesome like that, asswipe.

we have a new fish now that looks just like him and has the surprising name:Cupcake. This fish moves a little bit so that's something new

Chris Wood said...

Hey, you should combine the doberman with the daycare. I see a way out there ...

Tracy said...

DANIEL! WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN OVER TO MY BLOG TO VISIT LATELY?? ARE YOU MAD AT ME? IF YOU ARE MAD AT ME, MY YELLING AT YOU PROBABLY ISN'T MAKING IT ANY BETTER!
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME? I EVEN POSTED SOMETHING JUST FOR YOU TODAY BUT DO YOU VISIT? NOOOOOO!

Tracy said...

Hey Bee? Could you do me a solid? Thanks!
See, I'm not speaking to Daniel because he's been ignoring my blog for what seems like FOREVER. But I want to post a comment on his post because I am not ignoring his blog like HE is mine.
So could you please tell Daniel this:
I had no idea you owned an apartment building. You should really check these people out! The last time we went to Arizona, we went to the Pheonix Zoo and they had two lions there that were rescued from a tiny 600 squarefoot apartment in a city. The poor things were bought as cute, tiny little baby kittens and were kept in a playpen. Then they grew up so the owners took two cages, turned them upside down over the lions and moved out.
It was weeks before the landlord realized that his apartment was vacant with the exception of two very hungry lions.

Just tell him that for me Bee.
Thanks!

Bee said...

Ha! Tracy, he's been ignoring mine too! Let's go beat him up! :o)

Dan said...

Tracy
I only missed one post without comment, stop being such a cry cry.
You didn't comment on my Dominican Dan post.

Tracy said...

Bee- I'm with you! Let's kick some cowboy Dan ass!

And Dan, yes I did too comment on your last post!!! Go read it if you don't believe me!

And don't you call me a cry cry! Thems fightin words!

Tracy said...

And since you called me a cry cry, I am now taking 11th!!!!

Jean Knee said...

LOL! That was hilarious! You always crack me up!





I really mean that.

Tracy said...

LOL! That was hilarious! You always crack me up!



I really mean that.


OH WAIT, NO I DON'T! I MEAN THAT I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS FOR CALLING ME A CRY CRY ON BRIANS BLOG!!!

Tracy said...

And I did mean that!

Nancy27 said...

when do we get a new post? Just because I don't comment all the time it doesn't mean I font need new reading material ;)

Rhonda said...

Now I remember why I don't have fish. They are a bunch of smartasses.

Tracy said...

Hey not to be a nag or a "cry cry" (whatever the hell that means) but you've really gotta post a new one here. I'm tired of reading about your landlording problems. You big cry cry.