Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Senator Dan

So, I was saving up all my money, I was going to sell my house and cars in order to make a bid for Barack Obamas open senate seat. Too bad the governor of Illinois got arrested today by the FBI for putting it on sale. Oh well, guess I’ll have to keep my day job.

As you might remember for my Maxine’s Cherry post I’m not a big fan of Patrick, but some ass hole at The Wife’s job hit him pretty hard. This guy didn’t even bother to come back inside to tell her about it, everyone knew it was him. I'd rather someone spit in my face then mess with my car!!








Like Bee I got my Green tree yesterday, how green can a tree really be if they cut it down? Seems to me like an oxymoron. The tag said something about being a super Green Tree…….yeah Ass holes till you cut it down!
Is that not the biggest issue among the tree hugging community, the cutting of trees?
I’ve always gone for the real stuff, I hate fake trees they look like fake trees.

12 comments:

Esmeralda said...

FIRST!!! Yey!

Esmeralda said...

I'm probably the only one up at this time. I'm supposed to be writing a research paper...argh! :o(

(It's due tomorrow)

Show us your tree!

Jormengrund said...

Just think..

Because you're using the internet to post this instead of trying to print out leaflets to mail to everyone, you're being Green!

Way to do your part!

Brian o vretanos said...

Dan:

That's good about the arrest. Now if you save up some more you might be able to become Governor instead ;-)

That's not good about the car though :-(

Marie said...

Governor's wife, now that has a nice ring to it.

The Wife

Bee said...

Here in Illinois, we have a motto "vote early vote often!" now it's going to have to be amended with "and bring your piggy bank"

Jean Knee said...

I got nuthin

Tracys Ramblings said...

It's a shame that the governor got arrested before you could buy the senator spot. I would have liked to see what kind of difference you would have made.
Oh and hey, if you want to be on my Christmas card list, you have to email me your address Dan.

Tracys Ramblings said...

And I have another question..hang on...

Tracys Ramblings said...

Why didn't you do Bee's gift swap?

Queen Goob said...

I usually have my tree up and decorated Thanksgiving weekend.

Not this year.

So instead I'm joining Bee's gift exchange.

This should be good.........

Rhonda said...

They grew that tree especially to cut it down, so that makes it okay. Or so I tell myself.

So you would really rather have someone spit in your face? What if a little got in your mouth?