Sunday, June 15, 2008

Innocence Lost

So, this new movie called “The Happening” is out I really want to see it so anyone of you who would like to accompany me to it will get some free Nachos.
It’s from the same guy that did “the sixth sense” I think his name is M Night Schamalakalaka.

The Wife had to pick me up from work on Friday because I locked myself out of the locker room, my keys, wallet and cell phone were in there. I had to go to work on Saturday to pick up all my stuff, my boss who also uses that locker room was coming in on Saturday too. When I got there I asked him for his keys, when I walked into the locker room I noticed that all of the calendars (you know all those calendars of women in “artistic posses”) were all on PG pages. I thought to myself “who the hell changed all the calendars around” you see I’ve taken the time to go thru all 12 months of each one and chose the best most artistic picture.
I got my stuff and rearranged all the calendars back to the pages I had them at. Before I left I walked thu the plant a couple of times just to see what everyone was up to then I went back to the locker room to get my dirty clothes, I heard a toilet flush then out of one of the stalls walks out this little ass kid, eight or nine years old. His name I forget but it was my bosses son. After he left the locker room I quickly flipped all the calendars around again.
Hey, the kid will remember this day for the rest of his life.

9 comments:

Jean Knee said...

hell yeah he'll remember it with gusto!

unless he turns out gay and then he's warped by the experience

Bee said...

ABOUT TIME DUDE!

Bee said...

HI JEAN KNEE!!!!

Bee said...

You can go with Andy. In a non gay way of course.

Brian o Vretanos said...

The Sixth Sense was a great film - one of those that you probably only want to see once. I would go to the Happening, but I suspect it might be difficult with flights, etc, so can you save some nachos for me?

Tracy said...

Ooh, the Sixth Sense scared the begebees out of me! I've tried to watch it again since but every time I know a creepy part is coming up I turn it off. So, it's not so successful.

Dan,
I would love to go to this movie with you but seeing as how I'm still a little scarred by the sixth sense, I'm going to have to decline the invite. Besides, I don't think you'd have much fun sitting beside someone who keeps covering her eyes and screaming "Oh my God is it over yet? Tell me when it's over Dan!"
But you can overnight me the nachos. They should still be good by the time they get here.

Nancy27 said...

It looks like a scary movie... Big Tex and I don't do scary movies...

lol...lol That kid is going to have a lot to talk about today at school that's for sure...

Anonymous said...

How do you know he did not also flip through all the pictures??

Looking for the most artistic poses of course!!

M

Dan said...

Jean
I swear I can still remember the first time I saw a dirty magazine....it was sooo cool.

Bee
I've been busy at work and get home kind of late.
Don't you want to see it too ?

Brian
I've seen it a few times and still enjoy it, my favorite scary movie is the original Omen.

Tracy
The Wife hates scary movies too.
Nachos are on the way.

Nancy
For sure !

M
I think he did, after all there are stacks of magazines in the stalls too.