So, I want you all to look at this picture. Let’s say you’re driving home and you get to this corner.
Would you turn right on Red?
Would you stop even though there’s no “Do not turn on red sign” anywhere! and wait for everyone behind you to start honking their horn?
I have taken this route two or three times a week for the last 5 years, ever since Bee packed and took my Mom to live with her to a far away suburb.
Today I got some mail from the lovely people at the Photo Enforcement Department. I’m being targeted my THE MAN! I’m being falsely accused of running a red light, they want me to pay 100 bucks, but I’m not going down without a fight!
I’m going to kick The Man in the nuts!
How does The Man get away with putting a camera on every fucken corner! Big Brother is watching!
I’m going to start a movement to have these cameras removed! They first went up in bad neighborhoods with the excuse to fight crime but now there everywhere, big government is getting bigger and bigger.
I went back to the scene of the alleged crime and took pictures to prove my innocence; I also took the time to give the camera the finger.
Socialism here we come!
7 comments:
You too?? BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!! You and my mom got a ticket from a camera??
Thankfully, we here in West Virginia do not feel the need to have such things as "ticket cameras". It also helps that our law inforcement isn't smart enough to figure out how to use them.
Plus I think they get off on pulling someone over and writing the ticket. It's a power high or something.
I think that you should go in and complain that the signs are not accurate, there is no sign saying "No Turn On Red", and even claim that that isn't your car.
Use whatever you can, Dan!
You'll still probably lose but atleast you'll go down fighting!
FIGHT THE MAN DAN!!!
FIGHT!
j
I meant, those camera's suck. I had to pay $100 bucks too.
I say if you aren't their to see the violation they shouldn't be able to give me a ticket.
The Wife
1. What do cameras have to do with socialism???
2. You shouldn't do posts without titles - they don't appear in my RSS feed thing, so I don't know that you've posted. That's how Bee managed to be first.
3. We don't have this turn on red thing here - a red light is a red light, but if there's no sign then you'd have thought you'd have a case. I hope you can persuade them.
Red light cameras are B.S.
Good luck fighting The Man, while Big Brother is watching ... he has T.M.'s back.
Bee
Yep, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Tracy
I guess I could claim that it's not my car and that that's not my license plate. You'll be getting the cameras soon enough.
Marie
Exactly, that's why I'm gonna fight it, or should I say I'm giving you all the stuff to fight it. So does that mean you are fighting The Man and not me?
Brian
1) Everything! do you not see what is happening! You already lost Brian, you already lost.
2) I didn't realize I didn't have a titel.
3)I hope so too, although I've been looking into it (or should I say The Wife has) and it seems like when turning on red you still have to come to a complete stop...of course I didn't.
4) Keep fighting Brian!
Ronda
Sooo, true. Sooo true.
I heard there's a spray you can buy online that will reflect cameras and make your plate unreadable.
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