tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post1190247929737346181..comments2023-09-27T05:58:11.834-05:00Comments on Dan, The People's Blogger: Horse Heaven......Horse HellDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01054404939935028731noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-31271846371767417052008-07-31T17:59:00.000-05:002008-07-31T17:59:00.000-05:00My boss told me that someone has to make sure that...My boss told me that someone has to make sure that "things" go in the proper direction.<BR/>That job must suck !Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054404939935028731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-82145336871223703622008-07-31T17:58:00.000-05:002008-07-31T17:58:00.000-05:00I feel sorry for the horse, that's all.I feel sorry for the horse, that's all.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054404939935028731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-90820302634615962342008-07-31T13:31:00.000-05:002008-07-31T13:31:00.000-05:00Really? This is what you worry about it? What is t...Really? This is what you worry about it? What is the deal with men and their BALL obsessions?Rhonda Sloanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11802421818497050873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-38800071302598115752008-07-30T21:08:00.000-05:002008-07-30T21:08:00.000-05:00None of the horses are having sex, they "did it" i...None of the horses are having sex, they "did it" in a cup. With the stable boy. Watching.<BR/><BR/>eewwwQueen Goobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02579192188338877091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-69394471899198835412008-07-29T07:34:00.000-05:002008-07-29T07:34:00.000-05:00TracyI said thatk you for the info.I was saying th...Tracy<BR/>I said thatk you for the info.<BR/><BR/>I was saying that the other horse doesn't "do it" because you wrote<BR/>"I think that both male horses should feel lucky to get to have actual sex" <BR/><BR/>I think you took it the wrong way.<BR/><BR/>Jean<BR/>It's always better to finish off.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054404939935028731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-11969513054198651932008-07-28T19:56:00.000-05:002008-07-28T19:56:00.000-05:00oh geeze, plastic horse vagina?? I think that wou...oh geeze, plastic horse vagina?? I think that would be worse than getting all worked up and then nothing.<BR/><BR/>What do you think men? Would you rather get worked up with a lady and then nothing or would you rather copulate with a plastic vagina?Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-55760458295265467792008-07-28T18:59:00.000-05:002008-07-28T18:59:00.000-05:00Dan- I was talking about the three races that a ho...Dan- I was talking about the three races that a horse has to win to get a triple crown. I was trying to help educate you so that when you're having this conversation in public people don't think you're a dumbass when you say "he was one who won a triple crown, whatever the hell that means." I was trying to save you. Geesh.Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-360417364743251592008-07-28T18:37:00.000-05:002008-07-28T18:37:00.000-05:00I don't think we have wild horses here. You don't ...I don't think we have wild horses here. You don't go out into the countryside and see horses wandering around - only the non-wild variety. So if they didn't have horse racing, no-one would breed them and there wouldn't be any horses here any more. Which wouldn't be a bad thing as far as I can see. <BR/><BR/>They're a great delicacy in France.Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-64729212818820301642008-07-28T18:05:00.000-05:002008-07-28T18:05:00.000-05:00LoboWhat?Kids cost two / three hundred a year to r...Lobo<BR/>What?<BR/>Kids cost two / three hundred a year to raise?<BR/><BR/>Tracy<BR/>Thanks for all the info on the crown thing.<BR/>And what the hell are you talking about!!!<BR/>The whole point I was trying to make is that Storm Cat is the one having all the fun while the other horse never gets to do it.<BR/>They should get him a plastic horse vagina.<BR/><BR/>Brian<BR/>What? <BR/>A wild horse is called a Mustang. "So if we didn't use them they would die out" What?Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054404939935028731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-13464954874507112962008-07-28T13:21:00.000-05:002008-07-28T13:21:00.000-05:00Dan:If we didn't use horses for anything, they'd d...Dan:<BR/><BR/>If we didn't use horses for anything, they'd die out - unless there are still wild ones around.Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-47311797736062457422008-07-28T08:31:00.000-05:002008-07-28T08:31:00.000-05:00But atleast now I'm 11th. Silly hat or not.But atleast now I'm 11th. Silly hat or not.Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-2807946757356509932008-07-28T08:30:00.000-05:002008-07-28T08:30:00.000-05:00I used to own horses so I know all of this stuff. ...I used to own horses so I know all of this stuff. <BR/>Plus I want to go to the Kentucky Derby and wear a huge silly hat.Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-24456058043219614462008-07-28T08:29:00.000-05:002008-07-28T08:29:00.000-05:00Winning the Triple Crown means that a horse won:Th...Winning the Triple Crown means that a horse won:<BR/>The Kentucky Derby in Louisville, Ky<BR/>The Preakness Stakes in Baltimore, MD<BR/>and the<BR/>The Belmont Stakes In Elmont, NY<BR/><BR/>It's a big deal for a horse to win the triple crown and no other horse has won since Affirmed in 1978 so every year we watch to see if we're going to get another triple crown winner. <BR/><BR/>And I think that both male horses should feel lucky to get to have actual sex since they sell plastic horse vaginas to get the sperm and then they sell the valuable goo for artificle insemination.Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-35714106833636277822008-07-27T18:27:00.000-05:002008-07-27T18:27:00.000-05:00LOL ... Man that was pretty dark. But you have to...LOL ... Man that was pretty dark. But you have to wonder. $50,000 for a "successful", eh, you know ... "inception"? Not a good business model.<BR/><BR/>Kids cost like at <I>least</I> two to three hundred a year to raise. And then there's college ... plus Storm Cat will <I>never</I> get over that other horse "warming her up" ... every time she says 'no', he'll be like all, "Well you sure were fine with it when <I>Thunderbolt</I> was doin it!"<BR/><BR/>Ultimately there's an ugly divorce, child support, visitation ...<BR/><BR/>That's why I charge a <I>minimum</I> of $250,000 ...LOBOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01198039409565360772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-71070552828154607752008-07-27T14:07:00.000-05:002008-07-27T14:07:00.000-05:00BrianSo what should we do with the horses? kill th...Brian<BR/>So what should we do with the horses? kill them all?Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054404939935028731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-44099700528722377182008-07-27T12:57:00.000-05:002008-07-27T12:57:00.000-05:00Whilst we're on the subject of cruelty, what about...Whilst we're on the subject of cruelty, what about this from Wiki:<BR/><BR/>"Drinking their own horse's blood allowed the Mongols to ride for extended periods of time without stopping to eat."<BR/><BR/>I hope you've had your brunch now - I wouldn't want to put you off your food...Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-80007566783996910392008-07-27T03:45:00.000-05:002008-07-27T03:45:00.000-05:00Apart from being a crucial part of your cowboy lif...Apart from being a crucial part of your cowboy lifestyle, I'm not sure why we bother with horses at all. It's amazing that people complain about casinos and gambling but still think racing is a good idea. <BR/><BR/>Horses' main purpose appears to be providing meat for pet food, but there are kangaroos for that...Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-86493636821543923452008-07-26T16:37:00.000-05:002008-07-26T16:37:00.000-05:00It's not bad for the stud!!!He's in heavenIt's bad...It's not bad for the stud!!!<BR/>He's in heaven<BR/><BR/>It's bad for the other horse that never has sex, he's in hell!Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054404939935028731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-32633323820324230292008-07-26T16:12:00.000-05:002008-07-26T16:12:00.000-05:00I've never understood why no-one complains about h...I've never understood why no-one complains about horse-racing. If circuses are bad, then surely so are horse races? But, apparently not.<BR/><BR/>I suppose it wouldn't be so bad for the stud if he was getting the cash instead of the owner, who's not had to exert himself.<BR/>Maybe they should sell his services for oats instead of dollars.Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-8217867895551839982008-07-26T11:37:00.000-05:002008-07-26T11:37:00.000-05:00Just like a man! All the think about is sex!BWAHAH...Just like a man! All the think about is sex!<BR/><BR/>BWAHAHAHA! Hilarious dude!Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360297199451429132.post-39718010945087001802008-07-26T11:35:00.000-05:002008-07-26T11:35:00.000-05:00FIRSTFIRSTBeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.com